All posts material: “Sauce” and “Gentleman’s Relish” by Ronnie Barker – Hodder & Stoughton in 1977
Sauce Of The Nile
An Arabian night, and a Turkish Delight,
And the Sphinx’s inscrutable Smile.
And the girl who’ll be back in a couple of sheiks –
That’s what’s known as the Sauce of the Nile.
When buying wives, sheik Ali kaht
Prefers them plump and whopping.
His constant motto: “buy in bulk –
It saves last-minute shopping.”
Filed under: Humour, Illustration, Nudes, Tackieness, Vintage Tagged: Harems, The Nile